Pasta Is God. *A God

(8:33 PM) I'm making pasta cuz f**k nutrition

(8:34 PM) hey man pasta is delicious 

(8:34 PM) who needs nutrition when you have the savory goodness that is the Italian starch cuisine?

(8:35 PM) but really tho. Like pasta is god

(8:36 PM) a god* 

(8:36 PM) since I'm assuming you believe in more than one from our previous 

(8:37 PM) conversations

(8:38 PM) well yea but its not a big thing

(8:39 AM) so are you one of those people who says they believe in greek gods or whatever bc they're Cool™

(8:40 PM) really or are you being sarcastic again

(8:41 PM) I'll leave that one to the imagination

(8:41 PM) you are being sarcastic again 

(8:41 PM) fine no pasta for you

(8:42 PM) good thing I can cook for myself and don't need a 50yo pedo to mother me

(8:43 PM) IM NOT A PEDO COME ON!! 😭'😫

(8:44 PM) you're also not one to ever take a joke, I see (8:44 PM) it's called a running gag (8:45 PM or in this day an age, I guess you could call it an inside joke

(9:01 PM) sorry for being literal at times 

(9:01 PM) who calls an inside joke a running gag anymore?? What year are you from?????

(9:05 PM) 1805 BC 

(9:05 PM) and only the young'uns call them inside jokes, you know 

(9:06 PM) the older adults still say 'running gag' 

(9:06 PM) and personally I think it's more fun to say that 'insider'

(9:07 PM ) bro you really are ancient haaa

(9:08 PM) older than a 50 yo pedo that's for sure 

(9:08 PM) I'm practically dazzling in the sunlight

(9:10 PM) What are you a sparkling vampire??

(9:12 PM) I've been told I'm pale enough to be

(9:12 PM) The undersides of my arms are so white they reflect sunlight

(9:13 PM) maybe this is why you are an a*s, you need more vitamin D

(9:16 PM) I'm an a*s for quite a number of reasons 

(9:16 PM) none of which are the business of a 50yo pedo imo 

(9:17 PM) and I get plenty of vitamin D from milk

(9:25 PM) ok okay 

(9:25 PM) 🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝

(9:26 PM) How's that super-late-dinner pasta taste

(9:30 PM) it was amazing thank you very much

(9:32 PM) did you eat all of it in the span of 5 minutes

(9:33 PM) no, I didn't. My cat ate some though

(9:34 PM) well idk bout you but I'm pretty sure cats can't eat pasta

(9:34 PM) Probably not

(9:35 PM) I looked it up and apparently it's fine 

(9:35 PM) crisis avoided everybody 

(9:36 PM) cancel that presidential meeting

(9:36 PM) a world crisis has been averted

(9:36 PM) this just in on fox at 9: Cats Can Eat Pasta

(11:01 PM) You know what, I really need to thank you for all the sass that you give me.   

(11:03 PM) it's what I do