Answering Machine

why does it seem

that it's never for me

when the phone rings

I answer it quickly

 

but it's always for you

men flock to you like sheep

and then you laugh at them

I want one just one to keep

 

you can have any other

but let me have one

so I won't be alone

I'd be happy and fun

 

but no you're too selfish

you can't share happiness

soon I will have revenge

the phone will ring less and less

 

then it will stop ringing

because I won't pick up

get yourself an answering machine

I've had enough