A Nun Can't Leave The Convent

My lack of sexual experience

A nun can’t leave the convent,

So what are we going to do?

When all our friends are escaping,

and we have nothing but a pew.

A nun can’t leave the convent,

So how are we going to see?

All the things we’ve talked about,

especially in biology.

A nun can’t leave the convent,

But what if we don’t belong-

We dream of things like dancing,

without a christian song.

A nun can’t leave the convent,

I guess that much is true.

At least we nuns can say for sure,

We are holier than you.