Theistic Evolution Stinks!

Short humorous story about The Theory Of Creation Evolution.

 One day at a college a Mexican Professor who teaches a course on World Religions, gave his students his theological definition of ,Theistic Evolution.

He explained to his students that Theistic Evolution is the theory that God set in to motion the evolutionary processes that brought all things in to being.

A student asked the professor, "How did God put evolution into motion?"

The professor told the cass,"Evolution was set in motion through the Big Bang Theory.

God ate a Spicy Bean Burrito and farted, and the creation has been evolving ever since."

Written By Stephen J. Vattimo

June 28,2014

Reviews

[Norman 223]

So evolution is actually a manifestation of the winds of change. Heaven forbid!!!