Confusion In The Water Closet

Confusion In The Water Closet

A Story by Stephen J. Vattimo
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Short humorous story about strange sayings.

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I called up a friend, and ask him what he was up too? 
  He replied," I'm taking a dump."
I ask, " You mean you are leaving a dump ?"
" Unless you are a closet Corn Farmer,and you are taking your dump out to your backyard  to fertilize your field."

Written by Stephen J. Vattimo
July 31,2014

© 2014 Stephen J. Vattimo


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Added on July 22, 2014
Last Updated on July 22, 2014
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