Ding Dong Ditch Vegan Style

Ding Dong Ditch Vegan Style

A Story by Stephen J. Vattimo
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A Humorous look at a prank being done vegan style.

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You now how normal pranksters Will place a flaming bag of dog doo on a person's porch , than ring the door bell and run for cover behind a bush. To laugh in a ridiculing manner, as the victim tries to stamp out the fire.
Here is the vegan style of Ding dong Ditch. Vegan pranksters place a defrosted pork shoulder on the porch, rings the door bell, than they run to hide , to laugh at the victim. But to their surprise the home owner picks up the meat off the porch , put it on their back yard grill , and throws a block party.
Written by Stephen J. Vattimo 02/15/2019

© 2019 Stephen J. Vattimo


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Added on February 16, 2019
Last Updated on February 16, 2019
Tags: vegan, pork shoulder, meat, porch, door bell, run, hiding, grill, block party, prank, joke, humor, short story, comedy, food, stephen j vattimo, surealworld