A*s Kickin' Blues

Wrote this a few years back while drunk as a skunk. Forgot all about it until a friend pulled it out and started to put music to it....

(c) 2015 c.c.McInnes

I went and bought me a donkey

one day when I was drunk
that a*s was really stupid
and man he surely stunk

I got the a*s kickin' blues
I got the a*s kickin' blues
The next time I go drinkin', I'd better lay off the booze

now this here stupid donkey
He eats everything in site
you can hear him chewin' all day
and long on into the night

I got the a*s kickin' blues
I got the a*s kickin' blues
Ate my car, my coat and my cat, and then he had a snooze

Well I push him and I pull him
but he ain't gonna move
so I kick his hairy behind
try to get him in the groove

I got the a*s kickin' blues
I got the a*s kickin' blues
Try to get him to move, but the damn thing just refuse

So I dig myself a pit
and tip that ol' donkey in
he just stood at the bottom
grinin' his donkey grin

I got the a*s kickin' blues
I got the a*s kickin' blues
got me a pit full of donkey, don't know if I win or lose

Now all my neighbors complain
'bout my big ol' a*s hole
I've had enough of this crap
I'm gonna pack up my things and go

I got the a*s kickin' blues
I got the a*s kickin' blues
There's an a*s hole in my back yard, time to put on my walkin' shoes

Reviews

[barleygirl]

Brilliant! Hilarious! Witty! I am not often impressed by the profession of drunken rambling, but maybe you should consider this your regular writing mode! I've been on this website for 2-1/2 years & of all the "lyrics" I've read in that time, this is the first time I actually FELT like I was reading LYRICS! This is great! (((HUGS))) Fondly, Margie

[Misterr Remeat]

Thanks again for kind words!

[Lorry]

Ha, funny then hilarious at the thought of neighbourhood watch commitee members drawing up emergency meetings and gossiping like, well neighbours, about your a*s hole.
That line itself is worth a round of applause.

[Misterr Remeat]

It's taken a few years, but I think that I have convinced my Neighbours that I am NOT an a*****e! LOL. Thanks for the review!

[angel]

Reminds me of this campground I once went to-- this was years ago, when my now middle-aged kids were still young enough to think that camping was cool-- anyhow, we heard this horrible noise, and it went on throughout the night.
When morning came, we went in search of the source of this hideous racket, and it turned out to be a donkey in an adjacent field.
Nice set of lyrics!

[Misterr Remeat]

Thanks! I had a simmilar experience with a sheep that screamed like a woman in distress. Scared the crap out of us until we ran into the farmer who owned him. He called him Percy and he was hillarious

[LKBillips]

This is awesome! "got me a pit full of donkey" lol This flows really good and yes I did sing it to myself in my head hahaha. Really good and fun! Thanks for sharing.

[Misterr Remeat]

Thanks. I have a buddy that's putting music to it. Just have to figure out a bridge... Cheers!