Tags : humor

The Lucky Ones

The Lucky Ones

A Poem by Kel


Blessed!Are the uglyFor we are freeFrom all expectation.
I'll Be Good

I'll Be Good

A Poem by Kel


Be goodDear readersAnd love the world like you shouldFor it does not need usThe way we need itFor we are meager in its EyeA simple dust in timeAnd it;..
A Gremlin Writes for Me

A Gremlin Writes for Me

A Poem by LE Berry


I always beat myself up for any error I might make while submitting writing. Whether it's a 'glitch' in the electronic system or a small one letter sp..
Working Everything Out

Working Everything Out

A Poem by poetcheel


"Perfect"-- he said while I was taking a cigarette Confused and perplexed about his message Wondered deeply in what he meant Kept looking him..
Mario's Indecent Proposal

Mario's Indecent Proposal

A Poem by Randy Johnson


Princess Peach was rescued but she soon felt vexed.Mario only saved her because he wanted to have sex.Mario says that she owes him sex but she doesn't..
The Sexecutive in Queef

The Sexecutive in Queef

A Story by Bat-Hamlet


The urine-soaked, Viagra-fueled, erotic escapades of Donald Trump.
How to Know You're a Chronic Insomniac

How to Know You're a Chronic Insomniac

A Story by Janice L.


Chances are you already know the answer to this and happened upon my site looking for a quick fix. Fear not, your time could be spent in worse way..
You Ruined My Birthday

You Ruined My Birthday

A Poem by Randy Johnson


THE ONLY TRUE THING ABOUT THIS POEM IS THE FACT THAT I HATE THE NEW DOCTOR WHO TV SHOW.
The 3DO

The 3DO

A Poem by Randy Johnson


I remember what happened 24 years ago.I went to Walmart and I bought a 3DO.The 3DO was a video game console and it was 32 Bit.Contrary to what some be..
The Maple's Sanguine Lament, Spoken Word

The Maple's Sanguine Lament, Spoken Word

A Poem by Pryde Foltz


It is getting to be that time of year again.
SOS

SOS

A Poem by Samuel Dickens


It's what's for breakfast!
Flashing Lights

Flashing Lights

A Story by Samuel Dickens


A true story about my father.
King Jon the Good

King Jon the Good

A Story by Tomás de Rosa


The most virtuous ruler that ever existed comes across its worst enemy.
God's Children

God's Children

A Story by JayG


This will make some smile and some want to murder me. But suppose it is possible...
Zombies Ate My Neighbors

Zombies Ate My Neighbors

A Poem by Randy Johnson


When I say Zombies ate my neighbors, I'm not talking about a video game.Zombies ate my neighbors and I'm one of the Zombies who is to blame.Because my..