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Princess Peach Turned Out To Be A SnobA Poem by Randy JohnsonI had to travel through eight world's to save Princess Peach.But she's about as warm and caring as a blood sucking leech.After killing seven fake Bows.. |
Mario's Indecent ProposalA Poem by Randy JohnsonPrincess Peach was rescued but she soon felt vexed.Mario only saved her because he wanted to have sex.Mario says that she owes him sex but she doesn't.. |
Happily Never After (the Second Curse of the Horny..A Poem by Michael R. BurchThis poem explains what REALLY happened after a kiss turned the frog (actually a horny toad) into a prince. |
The Aery Faery PrincessA Poem by Michael R. BurchThe Aery Faery Princessby Michael R. Burchfor KeiraThere once was a princess lighter than fluffmade of such gossamer stuff:the down of a thistle, butt.. |
Picturebook PrincessA Poem by Michael R. BurchPicturebook PrincessbyMichael R. Burchfor KeiraWe had a special visitor.Our world became suddenly brighter.She was such a charmer!Such a delighter!Wit.. |
The Princess, The Witch And The PearlA Story by R J FullerA fable about when what is accepted as good turns out to not be, and what is seen as terrible really isn't. |