Like A Dad.(Parody)

People are so demented lmao. This isn't even funny. It's just ridiculous.

-Mr. Anderon, thank you for coming to parent-teacher conferences.

-No Problem.

-So, your in charge at your house, is that fair to say?

-Absolutely. I'm the dad.

-Okay. But Kyle's been having some behavior issues in my class...take me through a day in the life of "The Dad."

-Well, when I wake up, I..

 

Take a shower,(Like a Dad.) 

Put my clothes on,(Like a Dad.)

Wake my kids up,(Like a Dad.)

Make their breakfast--(Like a Dad.)

A new toaster--(Like a Dad.)

Iron blue jeans,(Like a Dad.)

Feed the dog,(Like a Dad.)

Wake my kids again.(Like a Dad.)

 

Molest Debra,(Like a Dad.)

Say I'm sorry,(Like a Dad.)

Tell her it's her fault,(Like a Dad.)

Throw her in the vault,(Like Dad.)

Call my sister,(Like a Dad.)

Cry deeply,(Like a Dad.)

Say I love her,(Like a Dad.)

Tell her off,(Like a Dad.)

 

Get the newspaper,(Like a Dad.)

No "Want Ads"(Like a Dad.)

Fifth of Vodka,(Like a Dad.)

Beat Kyle's a*s,(Like a Dad.)

Get muh gun,(Like a Dad.)

In his mouth,(Like a Dad.

 

Sleep on the couch,(Like a Dad)

Wake up at 11,(Like a Dad.)

Jump out the window,(Like a Dad.)

Piss in the pool,(Like a Dad.)

Do some coke,(Like a Dad.)

Break in my car,(Like a Dad.)

Make lunch for the kids,(Like a Dad.)

Probably chicken strips,(Like a Dad.)

 

Go to sleep again,(Like a Dad.)

Wake up in the sewer,(Like a Dad.)

Find a midget turkey,(Like a Dad.)

F**k his brains out,(Like a Dad.)

Find half a waffle,(Like a Dad.)

Make it back home,(Like a Dad.)

Let Debra out the vault,(Like a Dad.)

Who is dead.(Like a Dad.)

 

-Uh-huh...So that's an average day for you, then?

-No doubt.

-You rape your children and a midget turkey.

-Hell, yeah.

-And I think at one point, there, you said Debra is dead?

-Nope.

-Actually, I'm pretty sure you did.

-Naaah, she got the flu.

-Okay...Well, this has been eye-opening for me.

-I'm their Dad.

-Yeah, no. I got that. And I'm calling Children Services.

-I'm their Dad.

-Yah. Yah, I got it.

-I'm their Dad.

-No, I heard you. See you in jail.

 

Like a Dad.!!

 

...jail? What?