The New Patriotic Ed Plan

DT:

Friends and students, hear my plan

To combat left-wing indoctrination:

I will sign an order demanding

Patriotic education.

 

Ah, such music to my ears!

I would say it sounds hypnotic:

Ignoring the facts to focus on myths…

That's what I call "patriotic."

 

There is no white privilege.

I say Whites are the real oppressed.

I want history books to say

That we have always been the best.

 

The 1619 Project is out.

If faculties don't follow my rules,

They will hear from me, for I'll

Cut off funding to their schools.

 

Racial inequality

Has no place in history books.

To me it's toxic propaganda.

Can't you see how bad it looks?

 

The schools have been cheating our kids.

I think current curricula stink.

Teaching blind allegiance is better

Than teaching children how to think.

 

I want students everywhere

To hear what I call the REAL truth.

And you'll have the privilege of being

Part of the Trump/Hitler Youth.

 

-by Bob B (9-18-20)