Your Re-imagined GOP

Hey, come join us. Be a part

Of what our Party has come to be:

The re-imagined, highly unorthodox,

Radicalized GOP.

 

Proud Boys and other radical groups,

Step on up; display your charms.

You have found a home with us;

We welcome you with open arms.

 

White supremacists, don't worry:

The GOP won't shy away

From giving you a place where you

Can spew your hate and have your say.

 

QAnon folks, some of your

Conspiracy theories are right up our alley.

Of course, you'll be expected to

Show up at each Republican rally.

 

One of our leading goals is to make

It harder and harder for people to vote.

Overturning election results

Is something else that we promote.

 

If we say Dems are anti-American

And scream "Socialism!" enough,

We can pretend to be patriots

And dare the Left to call our bluff.

 

Facts are not important to us

As long as we can be in control.

Equality and justice both

Play for us a minor role.

 

We don’t care how wacky you are;

We just rely on your total support.

The key words that guide us now

Are "loyalty," "gaslight," "distract," and "distort."

 

Of course, we yell out "Unity!"

With fingers crossed behind our backs.

Power is where it's at, and we

Thrive on power to the max.

 

When it comes to rules, flout them--

Unless they serve your needs at the time.

The end will justify the means.

Not to believe that would be a crime.

 

The obstacles to achieving power

Are certainly NOT insurmountable.

We like accountability,

As long as you don't hold us accountable.

 

If probity is not an issue,

You are going to like what you see:

The re-imagined, highly unorthodox,

Radicalized GOP.

 

-by Bob B (2-6-21)