Mother Goose Meets 2021

(Based on "THERE WAS AN OLD WOMAN WHO LIVED IN A SHOE")

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When Democrats mention the national debt,

The Republicans panic and they get so upset.

When THEY'RE in control, do they ever balk?

It's just when the Dems are in pow'r that they squawk.

 

(Based on "HICKORY, DICKORY, DOCK")

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Lickity, splickity, splat!

L. Boebert's° such a brat.

She thinks it's fun

To flash her gun.

Lickity, splickity, splat!

 

°Republican Representative from Colorado

 

(Based on "JACK AND JILL WENT UP THE HILL")

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Trump and Mel no longer dwell

In our capital city.

They've gone south, and word of mouth

Is that they're sitting pretty.

 

Trump will sing, "Please kiss my ring!"

To all who come to visit.

He STILL thinks HE'S in charge. Oh, please!

That's REALLY not funny, is it?

 

(Based on "THERE WAS A CROOKED MAN")

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There was a crooked con, and he had a crooked scheme.

He used some crooked tactics to achieve his crooked dream.

He had some crooked friends who helped his crooked plan.

But still he lost the race--that crazy, crooked man.

 

(Based on "HUMPTY DUMPTY SAT ON A WALL")

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Giuliani couldn't resist.

Tipping the bottle till he got pissed.

He claimed that our voting process was marred.

Due to his lying, he should be disbarred.

 

(Based on "LITTLE BO-PEEP")

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Ol' Michael Pence had enough sense

To certify the election.

Although he came 'round, later he found

He'd lost his hero's affection.

 

Though Michael Pence sometimes sounds dense,

Who knows what will fulfill him?

The man didn't get so very upset

When rioters threatened to kill him.

 

Will he kowtow, grovel and bow

Before a man who is shameless?

He probably will. That's HIS bitter pill,

For he himself is not blameless.

 

(Based on "BAA, BAA, BLACK SHEEP")

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Blah, blah, Ted Cruz,°

Have you any guts?

I don't think so since you're nuts.

Why don't you take off

And fly to Cancún

And stay down there forever?

And please do it soon!

 

°Republican Senator from Texas

 

-by Bob B (10-11-21)