Life being queer.

Life, ya dig?

Being homo is gay,

For I cannot play,

with thee young girl,

for I only give knobs a twirl.

 

I would do your nan,

If secretely she's a man,

but I know she is not,

as shes way too hot.

 

I hope you understand,

how hard this is,

being gay,

life tastes of shiz.

Author's Note

Shiz is a slang alternative to shit.

Reviews

[£15 + A S**t BJ]

God hates f**s, Scots and c***s.
Goodbye

[BigDaddySiddle]

@Peter Joseph Swanson... i dislike homosexuals

[BigDaddySiddle]

i agree with smokey :)

[Smokey]

Leave. Now.

[Peter Joseph Swanson]

Being gay is fabulous (after you get over that first crush on the straight boy, LOL)

[pagthagaras]

this gave me AIDS