Life being queer.

Life being queer.

A Poem by tehScoteshHobo!
"

Life, ya dig?

"

Being homo is gay,

For I cannot play,

with thee young girl,

for I only give knobs a twirl.

 

I would do your nan,

If secretely she's a man,

but I know she is not,

as shes way too hot.

 

I hope you understand,

how hard this is,

being gay,

life tastes of shiz.

© 2011 tehScoteshHobo!


Author's Note

tehScoteshHobo!
Shiz is a slang alternative to shit.

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God hates f**s, Scots and c***s.
Goodbye

Posted 13 Years Ago


@Peter Joseph Swanson... i dislike homosexuals

Posted 13 Years Ago


i agree with smokey :)

Posted 13 Years Ago


Leave. Now.

Posted 13 Years Ago


Being gay is fabulous (after you get over that first crush on the straight boy, LOL)

Posted 13 Years Ago


0 of 1 people found this review constructive.

this gave me AIDS

Posted 13 Years Ago


2 of 2 people found this review constructive.


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tehScoteshHobo!
tehScoteshHobo!

Glasgow, Glasgow, United Kingdom



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