Bad Gifts

Bad Gifts

A Poem by the tipsy writer

"You had me at Merlot."

"Wine me up and let me go."


Kitschy sayings on little signs.

"Yes, I love it. Thank you."

I hate it. Don't they know?


Just because I drink it.

Just because I make it.

Does not mean I excuse bad humor.


A wine glass, how clever…

I've never owned one…

At least with quality this poor.


I've graduated from coffee mugs.

Yay me.

More things to feel guilty disposing.


Compulsory giving…

I was being honest.

When I said give me nothing.

© 2021 the tipsy writer

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Added on July 7, 2021
Last Updated on July 7, 2021


the tipsy writer
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