Fever?

Fever?

A Story by The Unknown Sith
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Tongue to cheek in stressfull times -6ft-

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Fever?
My wrists are cut
my house boarded up  
an a*****e with no toilet paper paper 

dreaming of a ventilator 
Do you have a fever?
Quarantine to my cave     
6 feet and stay the f**k away!
Everyone is watching porn...
Any cough?
Humanity brought down by a simple cough and wheeze   
Smoke more weed
relax
sit the f**k down and watch the Tiger King
don't go outside
or your killing the elderly!
Murder your diet instead  
it's not like you can go to the f*****g gym anyway   
fatass!
Can you taste your food? 
A conspiracy theorist Utopia
Stay in your homes and do what the government tells you.
The zombie apocalypse is here!    
hopefully you have your supplies
but, don't worry the check is in the mail.  
Monopoly money is the new currency
Got mask?
Take drugs and drink liquor
it makes time go by quicker
or make memes on how you can eat Tide Pods
or see how many rest stop toilet seats you can you lick
or fill a pool full of dry ice and jump in  
Do you have a fever yet?
by the unknown sith
" On the real be safe out there-6ft-and watch more porn."
   

© 2020 The Unknown Sith


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This whole this hits too close to the f*****g truth.

Posted 2 Months Ago


The Unknown Sith

2 Months Ago

Sad but, true... be safe.

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Added on March 30, 2020
Last Updated on May 10, 2020
Tags: fever, sick, toilet paper, 6 feet, ventilator, cough, the

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