Knee Jerks

Knee Jerks

A Story by The Unknown Sith

Closed minds never open new doors....

It's a knee jerk reaction to an orange you glad he's gone jerk who gained traction with a faction of sheep, who were never heard, so they followed the absurd and hinged on every word, until the rest had enough and huffed and puffed them away like dust Now left...

Dope, spinning around the neighborhood like a bicycle spoke.
Woke, but poking the bear gay wrestling a fema-hair in Lucha Libre underwear.
Cancel culture vultures up the remains of a me2 to a reverse 1960 view. That is stuck on an edited rerun. While sucking on the barrel of a shotgun; like a porn fluffer waiting to catch a money shot! The impact is felt as confetti hits everyone dumb with self righteous cum sticking this new world order together like the glaze of an expired honey bun or a crispy cream as history is teleported out with an illegal alien tractor beam. Freedom of speech is not free but, bought and retaught by tech companies. Fall in line or your speech can't be see, as they google you blind.

Lady liberty is resorted to a tricked out crack hor with her knees on the floor asking for dick for a hit with scared up slits on her wrist as she apologizes for her privilege and wishes to no longer exist in this apocalypse where any move could offend. So we all stand unitedly frozen. No longer able to say a broken national anthem. History books lie with missing pages that don't report all the facts they just vent, like news channels with reporters that are simplified into opinion panels that rewrite history as the latest scandal.

I would go further but, I have just been removed from this site for being labeled as a mayonnaise homophobic privilege sexist and for this I am forced to denounce being a conservative; even thought I am an independent! Finally to get my participation trophy and return to society. I must tuck my dick, live off the government, and grow double D tits! Please don't tell em but,   I love it!
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 by the unknown sith

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You are off-the-charts imaginative & irreverent, a mind-blowing combination the way you deliver it. I wish I had half the guts you do, to tell it like it is. I wish I could think up a fraction of the bee-bopping language you use to rumble around thru a message like a badass sportscar. I'm kinda dumbfounded by your particular combination of talents (((HUGS))) Fondly, Margie

Posted 4 Months Ago

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! I loved this, it really made me laugh 😂

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