the presidential guide book.

the presidential guide book.

A Story by Thomas Pynk
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A conversation between obama and bush just before obama was sworn in.

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The conversation that former president bush had with obama, just before obama was sworn in.

 

Bush: Hello mr. obama.

 

Obama: Mr. president.

 

Bush: So i guess that you will be wanting the manuel now?

 

Obama: What?

 

Bush: The presidential instruction manual. 

 

Obama: I thought that was a myth!

 

Bush: no mr.obama, it’s quite real. *pulls small hardcover book out of pocket*we think that it was written 25 years ago. It has the year written on the cover as you can see.

 

Obama: Oh my god. *takes book and looks it over*

 

Bush: It’s amazing right?

 

Obama: . . . . .

 

Bush: Well?

 

Obama: This is 1984.

 

Bush: .Ya, so?

 

Obama: You have been using 1984 as a manual?

 

Bush:Same as my daddy.

 

Obama: but- Wha- How many presidents have used this!?

 

Bush: All that i can remember.

 

Obama: .........This, this explains so much.

© 2009 Thomas Pynk


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Thomas Pynk
this really would explain alot

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haha!!!. nice
i expected this this to be something serioous..

Posted 9 Years Ago


Very humorous and satirical, you are a very witty writer! Loved it, very clever.

Posted 11 Years Ago


YES! That's hilarious! Is this part of a series?

Posted 11 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

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Owl
Heh,

I really didn't see that coming - excellent joke, and the punchline hits hard.

Posted 11 Years Ago



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