Stress

A slightly sarcastic humorous view on stress.

Stress. Stress.

Embrace. Say yes!

It's here to stay.

Every single day.

From birth to perish.

Time to cherish.

Stress.

Truth is. Guess.

Stress's a mess.

Never a bless

But forget no less

What doesn't kill

makes you stronger

But you can't chill

and you won't live longer.

So what's the point you may ask

There ain't none

Just do your task

Stress.

Feeling down, little bit?

Let's get positive, let's get fit!

There is a cure

if you're very stressed

It'll work for sure

this method's the best

Buy lots of food

It'll help your mood

Fast travel will fade with every bowl

Cause you'll get fat and start to roll

As fast travel induces stress

Inability to move and stress is less

Stress.

Still feeling stressed, gonna sob?

I don't care, just do your job

If you're stressed blame yourself

You choose work, you value wealth

There is although one last resort

to rid you of all stress you ought

Quit your job and stop to shave

Light up a joint and join a rave

Trip in stress-free rainbow paradise

And finally on your own vomit demize

Author's Note

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