I Hate My Dog

I hate my dog.

I come home to

find her on Facebook.

Then she has the nerve

to talk back to me.

 

She goes out with her

‘Puppy Daddy’ when

she should be at home.

 

I wish she could grow up,

and quit eating my pills.

I never thought she

would be a drug addict.

 

She sleeps all day,

and goes out at night.

She eats her own crap,

and has had sex with many dogs.

 

When ever I say anything

She threatens to leave and

not help pay

for the rent.

 

She’s a real b***h.

Author's Note

First Place
Nov 23, 2011

DoGz!
I Hate My Dog

Reviews

[Miranda]

cute and funny :)

[PyroKitty24]

This was a very amusing poem~ I adored reading it. How fun!

I just want to point out that you used does instead of goes and threats instead of threatens. Once those are fixed, this poem will be the epitome of amazing! Nice~

[sarah]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

[Reborn A Phoenix]

hahaha now that was funny

[Morgan]

awe(: 100/100

[krbritt]

haha i love this!!!

[I AM THE GAWD OF ROFLS!..]

XD that's cute and funny. I feel bad for you if you really do have a person like that ion your life.

[Chris Smith Welshpoetcs]

That's why I'm a cat person ; )

[Jonathan De Elvira]

that person seems like a effing nuisance....poor you...

[Daydreamer54]

and does out at night. -goes out.
wow...that's all I can think of saying. that's what you get for having a dog for a roomate. :P