Tarzan and Jane

Tarzan and Jane

A Poem by Vidya Bacchus
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"me Tarzan ,you Jane "

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                               Tarzan and Jane
You seem to think ,
That I am your possession,
Not a person ,a belonging,
To lay claim to ,
While you pound your chest,
And mark your territory.

Like a cave man ,
"Me Tarzan ,you Jane "
Come ride on my vine ,
'Peel my banana,
and stick it in your mouth."
I have had it with bananas.

Stomping around proclaiming your worth,
I'm standing here wondering,
Really? what is your worth?
Mister "I fought a Bengal tiger",
When in fact you were hiding 
In the bushes whispering "is it gone ?"

Far be it for me,to rain on your parade,
So here I am nodding like an idiot,
While you look at me, 
To confirm your manliness,
And here I am rolling my eyes
And doing the same thing again tomorrow .
                                                                                                                             By Vidya

© 2014 Vidya Bacchus


Author's Note

Vidya Bacchus
This is not about my husband .Its just a thought.

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I'm so glad I found this one this evening. I needed a good laugh. This is hysterical! You have a wonderful sense of humor my friend.

:) Julie

Posted 5 Years Ago


Vidya Bacchus

5 Years Ago

Thank you Julie.Glad I could put a smile on your face :)
hahaha I love this one Vid. though I should be upset and take sides with my fellow creature :)
if all the Janes of the world followed your suit who's going to peel the bananas, then? (oops!)
some lines are just a hoot.

Posted 5 Years Ago


Vidya Bacchus

5 Years Ago

Lol...............No worries my friend women tend to like to peel bananas .Thank you so very much :)
Thank god its not about your husband!
This is witty and mocking at the same time. Kudos to you, VIDYA. ^_^

Posted 5 Years Ago


Vidya Bacchus

5 Years Ago

Thank you Anna .:)
Vidya awesome works:))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

Posted 5 Years Ago


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5 Years Ago

Make sense all the time as far as my eyes see:)
Vidya Bacchus

5 Years Ago

Aww much too kind but I will take it :)
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5 Years Ago

Best :)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
Seriosuly Vidya, you have this beautiful ability to create an awesome atmosphere with your words. I start with reading the first line and dont know when a party just sprouts itself out.
A real fun read.

Posted 5 Years Ago


Vidya Bacchus

5 Years Ago

You really made me smile there T .I am glad to know I c an do all this ,thank you :)
New Theory

5 Years Ago

You are welcome Vidya :)
For a weeping angel you're pretty funny.This has moxie and a wake up call
to those late sleepers. poetry enjoyed..100/100

Posted 5 Years Ago


Vidya Bacchus

5 Years Ago

Buddy spell check lol.So you mean I must be a laughing devil then ....hmmm sounds about right :)
  Rossen

5 Years Ago

all in fun
Vidya Bacchus

5 Years Ago

Yes all in fun lol
Quite comical in an angry tone if that is even possible. I rather enjoyed it! This poem reminded me of one I wrote years ago about Tom and Jerry (cartoon/relationship). The banana was a hoot.

Posted 5 Years Ago


Vidya Bacchus

5 Years Ago

Tom and Jerry that would be a good one .Thank you Brianna :)
'Peel my banana,
and stick it in your mouth." haha love that line...good one :) x

Posted 5 Years Ago


Vidya Bacchus

5 Years Ago

Thank you Tia ha :)
Holy Banana's ,

I absolutely Love and respect , admire how you put this common situation into a wonderful response for so many who go thru this.
It is something so hard to put into words.
You did it ,perfectly..

Wow You put that coward abuser in his place and made that woman wake up and know her worth....Yep.
You put the truth on that POV

Posted 5 Years Ago


Vidya Bacchus

5 Years Ago

Thank you Connie truly appreciated your wonderful review I did :)
Vidya, this one had me swinging from the trees and beating my chest, wow that hurt. :) Very nice and fun to read. You've penned a little gem here my friend.

Posted 5 Years Ago


Vidya Bacchus

5 Years Ago

Haha you made me laugh.Thank you Jack.

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Added on February 19, 2014
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Tags: Banana, peel, bengal, tiger

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Vidya Bacchus
Vidya Bacchus

point fortin, Trinidad and Tobago



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