Bragging

I was thinking so hard about all that I could possibly brag about: I'm smart, nice, funny, wise, great, sarcastic, and just plain fun to be around.
      And my ability to change the subject at the snap of a finger is to die for.
      *SNAP*
      I asked this guy at my school if he liked Harry Potter, which I love, and he said "He freakin' hated it." Freakin' hated it?!?! Who could hate-
      *SNAP*
      Ha ha thank you, thank you! You are a wonderful audience! Aren't I just awesome? Just think, who wouldn't want to be me?
      My taste in movies is incredible, too. I love classic movies, new movies, any kind of movie, really. Although, there are a few select movies I don't enjoy... I won't get into it.
      But see what I did there? I have the ability to change the subject when something has the potential to get awkward. So, of all the things I could choose to brag about, I choose this: the ability to brag about bragging.


(All things in here are greatly exaggerated. (:)

Author's Note

Ha ha I couldn't think of anything else to brag about!! Remember, I am just kidding ok? lol

Reviews

[paparapapa]

Haha. And brag you did. :)) But don't worry, you're awesome; thus, you have the right. Haha. Really fun to read. Thanks for submitting this to my contest. :)

[Lost in Wonderland]

U do have great taste in movies. *cough cogh* JOHNNY DEPP!!!!! *cough cough*