(14) Raymond Bliss

(14) Raymond Bliss

A Poem by Chris Smith Welshpoetcs

He has never been like other little boys
That play so happily with their toys
He is different is young Raymond Bliss
He wants to grow up to be....a mad scientist

While others play with toy soldiers and cars
Or pretend to be astronauts in the stars
Little Raymond is chasing his pet cat instead
Determined he will catch him and cut off his head

He tried getting the dog who put up a fight
Poor Raymond gave up when he got a nasty bite
So he dug up his hamster, who passed away when overfed
He tied the body to a car battery to try and raise the dead

Unfortunately the dead hamster fizzled and went pop
It made Raymond jump in fright, it made him hop
So he decided to dig up the goldfish as well
Then he decided against it, because of the smell

Now there are plans drawn up, to be unfurled
His evil scheme now hatched to take over the world
Raymond wants to set vampire robot bunnies on man kind
It is just a shame because his pocket money he can not find

His mother says "time for bed" so he sulks up to his room
This his prison from whence he plots doom and gloom
He is a very strange boy is little Raymond Bliss
Determined to be the most evil mad scientist





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Chris Smith 2010

© 2011 Chris Smith Welshpoetcs


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Haha this is so whimsical in a way. And somehow has an adorable evil to it. This is really comically interesting!

Posted 8 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

This is a well-writen comical, albeit creepy poem. Great work!

Posted 8 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Very interesting. You have some kind of imagination. Something tells me that this write is very introspective. Someone's inner thoughts at work. :) Awesome!

Posted 8 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Very clever!! intriguing and a good mix of humor and the dark human side..enjoyed it!

Posted 8 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

This is simply awesome! I love it!

Posted 8 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

oh a Wicked one! that evil lil kid but still adorable lol

Posted 8 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Chris! This is awesome! LOL I love the whole twisted plot of it :) Made me laugh. Thanks for sharing.

Posted 8 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Chilling...creepy... with just enough humor to make it sick. Another great write!

Posted 8 Years Ago


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Added on March 11, 2011
Last Updated on March 31, 2011
Tags: gothic, humour

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Chris Smith Welshpoetcs
Chris Smith Welshpoetcs

Cardiff until 2004, then Hemel Hempstead, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom



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Started writing in 1997 after a horrible attack, I found it theraputic and wrote a range of poems and short horror stories. Started sharing on the Web firstly with Yahoo 360 in 2005, then sites on .. more..

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