A Scroogey Christmas to All

My views on the Christmas season, don't like people bashing the holiday then leave now.

T'was the night before Christmas
And all through the night
Not a single f**k was given
T'was a rather dull sight

The family watched tv
The tree was a mess
No presents were presented
We could really care less

No stockings on the mantle
No tasty treats on the table
But fret you not
I'm almost through this fable

We really don't like Christmas
All that holiday cheer
The stress and the money
Thinking about it makes me want another beer

I'm really quite finished
With this holiday stuff
All the music, gifts and family dinners
I've really had enough.

I'm finishing this off
Calling Christmas spirit a drug
Thank you, but I'm clean
So I'll just say Bah-Humbug.

Author's Note

Yeah, if you don't like it but read it anyway I don't want to see any posts about how Christmas is wonderful or whatever.... It's over for the year, thank god.