Michael Jackson's Letter to Santa

Michael Jackson's Letter to Santa

A Story by ATG
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A silly letter for a contest. This is just a joke. DO NOT TAKE SERIOUSLY.

"
Dear Santa,

Hi. It is Michael Jackson.

For christmas, I want to be black again. In case you didn't know, someone dipped me in bleach and now I am pale white. When I was black, I had hit ablums and everyone loved me. Now that I am white, everyone hates me. They all make fun of me. So if you can give me dark skin again that would be fantastic.

I also want a roll of duct tape. My nose keeps falling off and I need to tape it on. If you can give me some that would be great.

Sincerely,
Michael Jackson

HE HE.

PS,
Or would be HO HO.

PSS,
Can I have one of your elves. They remind me of little boys.

© 2008 ATG


Author's Note

ATG
This is a silly letter for a contest.

DO NOT TAKE SERIOUSLY. This is comedy. Do not take offense.

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lol. that is sooo funny.

Posted 15 Years Ago


This is funny in a way...but i like michael Jackson.

Posted 15 Years Ago


Hahahahaha. What made you come up with this?? HahA Poor, poor Michael. HA!

Posted 15 Years Ago


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Hehe made me laugh a bit, especially.

"PSS, Can I have one of your elves. They remind me of little boys."

Funny haha. But yeah the bleach thing, that J. Black said something about skin disease, heard that too.

Posted 15 Years Ago


blah blah but its funny. But please stop making fun of people just because of their oddness. MJ is the best. Now, period for that.

Posted 15 Years Ago


AHAHA Can I have one of ur elves? They remind me of little boys!!!!!!
ROFLMAO this was great!
He is creepy.......
Good Job!

MMFCL,
Malizzious

Posted 15 Years Ago


If Santa doesn't bring him duct tape, his agent should... this was hilarious! Thanks for the smile (and the laugh pains in my side). Funny, funny write!

Posted 15 Years Ago


That's hilarious! Especially the part about the elves. Really made me laugh. :D

Summer

Posted 15 Years Ago


I was laughing so hard that I started to choke. Nice job.

Posted 15 Years Ago


lmao the elves just make the piece man, they DO look like little boys XD

Flame

Posted 15 Years Ago



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Added on December 7, 2008

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