Suck It Up, F**k Off All You Wannabe F**k-Offs!

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Suck it Up!

Gravity, makes crap roll downhill,

By always sucking hard on anything,

Whistling wildly, at every butt she sees,

Daydreaming of the hero of all her dreams.

She loves to whistle at every known a*****e,

Just begging every shithead for more bullshit!

Whistling, she just keeps on greedily sucking!

Turning to face uphill, so she can slurp it up!

Every a*****e dumping everything they can,

While all the turned backs discourage some,

Upon realizing, s**t always rolls downhill!

Pregnant silence overtakes them all at once,

Whispers, echoing softly in the far distance;

In a lame zero sum game the ground catches,

Whenever there's nothing whatsoever to lose;

Or to be gained, from learning how to be still.

If more crap keeps falling from out of the blue,

Then rolls atop anyone, downhill at the bottom,

While the bullshit keeps flying in every direction;

Making it hard to tell which direction remains up!

Yet the most interesting things grow out of manure...

F**k Off All You Wannabe F**k Offs!

F**k off because f**k the f**k off!

You f*****g got that f*****g yet?

My best give a f**k, was broken!

F**k off is the best I can manage!

F**k off because f**k the f**k off!

Is as f*****g good a f*****g answer,

Anyfuckingoneisevergonnafuckingget!

So f**k off forthwith all you f**k offs!

And f*****g all leave me the f**k alone!

Don't let the door hit you on the way out!

F*****g know, our f*****g comedy-drama!

The f*****g one, you f*****g enjoy so much!

F*****g following, all the f*****g characters,

Was f*****g canceled, by the f*****g network!

Its f*****g wannabe comedy was all-fucked-up!

The f*****g piece of s**t, was just all-fucked-up!

F*****g horribly in need, of f*****g improvement!

And, I f*****g want nothing to f*****g do with it!

Nor any other f*****g clown's other f*****g bullshit!