By The Balls

By The Balls

A Poem by wuliheron

Sex Education


By The Balls

The Bank has you by the Balls!

If you make A Sperm Donation!

Cover your A*s anyway you can!

Its Never Easy In a hospital gown!

Flush Everything, Down The Toilet!

Ignore, Every Obstacle In Your Way!

Destroy Any Evidence Of Your DNA!

Eliminate any Traces of your presence!

Pick Your Favorite, Soothing Ointment!

Beware The Insidious Alien Anal Probe!

Mindcontrol Conspiracy Behind The Illuminati!

Only Sex can reproduce the marching morons!

Only Sex with each other, can give you STDs!

Only Sex with Yourself is ever actually Safe!

Only Sex can inspire a Zombie Apocalypse!

Whilst Yoda is the Illegitimate Love-child!

Of Mr Spock and an Andorean Sex Slave!

Jim Henson is Rolling Over in His Grave!

Ms Piggy Is Actually Kermit’s Half-Sister!

LaLa Land Has Relocated To Washington!

Where they all Strut around Like Roosters!

Going off Half-Cocked whenever possible!

Some have a traditional three Ring Circus!

But, The US has PT Barnum’s Freak Show!

Where Reality TV makes Idiots Throw Up!

While the Banks Squeeze Everybody by the Balls!

© 2019 wuliheron

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Believe it or not, women sometimes beg me to write more sexy poems. :)

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Added on June 3, 2019
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