Yo Mind is Worthless Crap!

Everyday reality.

Yo Mind is Worthless Crap!

Insisting you know what the hell you’re doing!

Yo mind is worthless crap, by its own standards!

Paying it forward, by rolling crap downhill faster!

Lashing out at anybody who might come near you!

Yo mind is the last thing, anyone gives a crap about!

Your feelings never mattered if no one else’s ever do!

Complaining that all is fair in love, war, and politics!
Refusing to even consider another person’s feelings!

Goldilocks, chose to learn her lesson the hard way!
The last thing, anybody I know gives a s**t about!
Is how you will ever be remembered, by anyone!
Yo many contributions to survival of the fittest!

Whenever all is fair in love, war, and politics!

In reality, I can do and say whatever I want!

No one will care, if I indulge my fantasies!

When they all run around, like chickens!

Panicking, screaming the sky is falling!

If uncertain as to where you’re going!

Finding yourself, running in circles!

Either Yo Mind Is Worthless Crap!

Or You Must ALREADY Be There!

Dear Mr Fantasy…Play Us A Tune!

Something…To Make Us All Happy!

Do anything take us out of this Gloom!

Sing a song, play guitar, make it snappy!

Play us your happy, happy, joy, joy songs!

The extended version, for larger circle jerks!

(Traffic, Ren and Stimpy)

Author's Note

Chant "Happy, Happy, Joy, Joy" and be happy, happy, joy, joyful.