Outside Of The Box

Think Not Outside The Box.

Outside Of The Box

Hot Off The Presses, Straight To The Airwaves!

Right After We Checked With Their Internet Bots!

Inquiring Great Behinds, Have The Right To Know!

(But, just between you and me!)

Anonymous Sources, Continue To Reveal Their Identities!

A Picture is Worth Much More Than a Thousand Words!

Fake News is Just More Cheap Thrills in Entertainment!

Changing All The Locks, To Keep Up With The Jones!

Storming The Palace Theater With Knives And Pitchforks!

Where The Wild Things Will Dance in Circle Jerks!

The Shortest Distance, Between Any Of The Dots!

Funky Monkeys, Still Tweedly Deedly Bop Bop!

Outside of The Box, Where There Is No Spoon!

Jumping through, numerous Flaming Hoops!

Kermit and Ms Piggy are Brother and Sister!

Yoda, Is The Illegitimate Love-Child!

Of, Mr Spock, And An Andorean Sex Slave!

Jim Henson, Is Rolling Over In His Grave!

PBS Is Planning a Documentary Special!

Star Trek is Working On a New Series!

Star Wars Writers, Plan Six Episodes!

Outside of the box where there is no spoon!

Jumping through numerous flaming hoops!

The smell of Burnt Fur can be overwhelming!

Still, There's No Place Quite Like Home!

While, If You Lived Here, You'd Already Be Home!

Somewhere Outside Of The Box, and Way Over The Line!

(Those Who Shall Forever Remain Anonymous)

Reviews

[Lisasview]

I decided to read another one of your poems...I read one yesterday.
I had a very hard time with the font but i did end up reading all of it.
I found your words to be quite interesting.
Lisa, now in Spain

[wuliheron]

The fonts are incorrect for the poetry, but the real fonts would mess with some websites, that incorporate fuzzy logic into their design. Rainbow Warrior poems say everything and nothing, and none can make them say a damned thing they don't want to. Some compare them to exotic pets we raise.

[Lisasview]

What a funny response to my review... but also rather delightful... I really do not understand why you can not change your font??
Lisa, wondering why in Spain

[wuliheron]

Our poems are geometric and mathematical, saying everything and nothing. We don't decide what they say or what shapes they produce, which are intrinsic, and show up no matter how language you write them in. Some are classified, because you can build weapons of mass destruction out of them. Basically, they are a singularity that modern supercomputers are powerful enough to spit out, so I saved everyone else time and 3 million dollars, by writing half of the most important ones for them, in the public domain.

[Red Brick Keshner]

It's all in front of us and there are clues but we are so run down to care and a modicum of existence is always offered and fostered so in mindlessness we allow our milieu to be prepped for us and just go with the crowd. It's a crazy form of subjugation and quite sly. Thanks for sharing.

[KAREN]

Wow, what an awesome write!

[wuliheron]

My motto is, "Know Thy Mindless Mob!" This particular poem expresses rudimentary networking systems logics used by a mindless mob, similar to a flock of chickens, as a default decision making process. My hope is to automate lowbrow slapstick, so people can feel confident that there's nobody in charge around here!

[KAREN]

Enjoyed reading it!

[wuliheron]

Einstein once commented that there are two things that are possibly infinite, the universe, and human stupidity, and he wasn't sure about the universe. My goal is to automate the process of recording the sum total of human stupidity, and see if the machines can make more sense out of it all.

[alanwgraham]

What an imagination Wuliheron. A madcap ride covering everything you'd want to know about all sorts of random facts. It takes a certain genius to create this.
All the best,
Alan

[wuliheron]

Its actually mathematics, but fuzzy logic similar to that you might learn playing the game "Go". Masters of "Go" don't consider anyone a challenge unless they've already played for at least 20 years, because you can only learn it subconsciously, by attrition and osmosis. Being an Einstein is counterproductive, but you certainly require above average intelligence to write a lot of the poems. This one, is the result of 20 years of study, and 15 years of writing, and it took me 4 hours to write. :)

[wuliheron]

Google only wishes they had a computer that could write poems like this, which can be used for anything, including cruise missile guidance systems, or predicting the weather.

[alanwgraham]

Thanks W for your fascinating reply. It's obvious that your poem is the result of a complex and random process. You might be interested that I am bipolar and during a high I was spouting out poetry faster than I could write it down. It was coming directly from my subconscious and was quite different from my usual considered lines.
Cheers,
Alan

[wuliheron]

Grammar is related to the proximity of syntax within the brain, which is a self-organizing system, that resembles a distributed gain amplifier that obeys modified Bayesian probabilities vanishing into indeterminacy. You had a "Quantum Moment". :)

[wuliheron]

Quantum mechanics can conflate the identity of energy and information, creativity and efficiency. Creativity is a "mushy" concept, or metaphorical concept, while efficiency is not, so the increase in speed is actually an increase in creativity and efficiency within the syntax. You could say your brain deliberately slows down your conscious mind, so it can make more sense out of the Big Picture but, in an emergency, it speeds it up.

[alanwgraham]

Thanks for your insight. It sounds complicated but makes some sense to me.

[wuliheron]

It only sounds complicated, because our cultures have complicated everything, by insisting everything must make sense. Obviously, everything doesn't make sense, or nobody would have to insist it does!

It took me 35 years of dedicated private research to figure it out, but the problem is that people have been treating time like a machine since the invention of agriculture, because it makes money, and the mathematics are four times less complex than what we require. If I had twice as many poems as I do, I could simplify everything enough to be able to explain it to a five year old, but I've already simplified it enough to crunch the numbers on a home computer, and do a complete end run around the international conglomerates and governments, and establish karma as the basis of a new world economy, that can save the planet. :)