A Bumpy Dump (Limerick)

A Bumpy Dump (Limerick)

A Chapter by Dr. YumnaKay
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Warning - mature content. lol

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There was once a man named Billy,
proposed to a girl called Lily. 
He knelt onto his knee,
bumping down his long 'key';
then, Lily dumped her poor Billy.



© 2018 Dr. YumnaKay


Author's Note

Dr. YumnaKay
Sorry if someone got offended by this. I've always thought of the traditional marriage proposal thingy as hilarious ;P

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To me, when writing has only a playful hint of sexy ideas, it does not deserve to be hidden away with the official website "warning" about adult content. I've had 18-year-olds ask me to un-protect my writing with a hint of sexy, so they can enjoy it too. Why not!?!?! (I think about what I was doing at age 18 or so!) Your poem has the perfect amount of fun in a sexy vein. I guess bigger might not be better in all cases! *wink! wink!* Fondly, Margie

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Dr. YumnaKay

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Almost none of my writings here are rated mature but since I thought this was mildly offensive, putt.. read more



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Funny Dr Y. No lack of humour here :))

Chris


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Dr. YumnaKay

2 Years Ago

:D thank you, Christine! I'm glad you think so (:
Agree > we just got engaged then told them

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Dr. YumnaKay

2 Years Ago

That seems practical ;)
thank you for reading, WR :)
Brilliant.. and if anyone wants to stick their hand up and claim to be offended, I would willingly chop their locks and keys off...... N

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Dr. YumnaKay

2 Years Ago

haha well I need not fear now since I have you as my guardian angel ;)
Thank you so much for.. read more
Neville

2 Years Ago

a win win then my friend.... N
Um?
He must've had a very long "key", which should have made her select, not reject … LOLOL!
Another goodie, and I love the caption, Doc!
Vulgar? I don't think so. That's a nasty word … maybe, mature or adult fun, but not vulgar in the least.
Oh, I dunno … there is something rather humble and chivalrous about kneeling before one's hopeful betrothed … sort of like a tenderly romantic plea to be accepted.

You're becoming quite the accomplished limericker, Yumna, and I love it! ⁓ Richard : )

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Dr. YumnaKay

2 Years Ago

:D hahaha yeah I get the idea, the longer the better but lol 😂
Ah you know what, in my pa.. read more
Richard 🍃

2 Years Ago

Well, not withstanding cultures, sex is the universal language we all speak … some are just more n.. read more
To me, when writing has only a playful hint of sexy ideas, it does not deserve to be hidden away with the official website "warning" about adult content. I've had 18-year-olds ask me to un-protect my writing with a hint of sexy, so they can enjoy it too. Why not!?!?! (I think about what I was doing at age 18 or so!) Your poem has the perfect amount of fun in a sexy vein. I guess bigger might not be better in all cases! *wink! wink!* Fondly, Margie

This review was written for a previous version of this writing

Posted 2 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Dr. YumnaKay

2 Years Ago

Almost none of my writings here are rated mature but since I thought this was mildly offensive, putt.. read more
Bumped his key? Hahahaa! Poor Billy! How embarrassing! I agree with you, traditional propasal is a bit ridiculous. Nice limerick!
Love, Saree (Sarah)

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Dr. YumnaKay

2 Years Ago

heyy I like Ariana Grande and Katy Perry! ;P
Saree Marcel

2 Years Ago

You're probably so mad you could "roar" but I don't feel bad because i got "no tears left to cry,"read more
Dr. YumnaKay

2 Years Ago

A verbal punch is on your way now! Stop before I cry lool that never happens! Your puns deflected ov.. read more

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