Travis Ralston aka LIAR

I'm a whiny, selfish a*****e. I'm never satisfied. I get it from my b***h mother. I lie, cheat, sneak around, and basically obsess over women. I'd rather watch porn than touch a real woman. I keep disgusting pics and videos of my exes, even though they were underage when they were taken. I only want what I can't have. I like to tell woman I'm dying to get their pity and attempt to win their affection. I get obsessed with most of the cute women in my life. I have serious issues. I live with my mother because I'm a manchild and would rather buy hockey jerseys, toys, and comic books than pay bills. She pretty much pays for everything. Even my cell phone. Where I like to make secret plans with my exes. I will waste your time, and make you feel like s**t about yourself while doing so. I like to make myself feel better and make you feel worse. That way, you have to be concerned I won't talk to you and not the other way around. I'm insecure like that. Did I mention I'm a d********g? I also think I'm better than people that drink, because I'm straight edge. Yet I'm obsessed with porn! Ironic? No, I'm just a little stupid.