FangsA Chapter by monstercaylee
Shortest chapter in the history of chapters. Mostly comedy. But it's important.
I woke up with a massive hangover. The scrawny boy I admitted to my gang yesterday got me beer, and I drank the whole box. I could hear my stepdad in the next room, cussing out my mom. I groaned, muttered to myself and threw a shirt on. I went out to the kitchen, shoving past my arguing parents. I pulled a box of Lucky Charms out of the cupboard and a juice box out of the fridge.
“God Fangs! You’re so fat!” My stepdad yelled. I ignored him.
“Do you have to eat that cereal like a little kid? You know, aren’t you too sophisticated for that?” My stepdad yelled.
“These are the bones of my enemies.” I replied.
“And the juice box?”
“The blood of my enemies, now leave me alone!” I yelled. He ignored me.
“Did you get anybody new for me yet?”
“Yeah. My whole gangs in. I even got that kid you told me to. It was actually fun getting him. He was like begging to get in.” I muttered.
“Ahh! Maybe you’re not a failure at life. So far.” My stepdad told me.
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