Restless Sock Syndrom

Restless Sock Syndrom

A Story by Willys Watson

Restless Sock Syndrom:

What is it that compels missing socks to go missing to begin with?

Is it some yearning to return to a more carefree, though overly protected, childhood? Or perhaps to flee the boring lifestyle of their owner? Or more likely, are they escaping the risque and perverse temperament of their wearer? Perhaps they just feel suffocated in the current relationship they’re having with a shoe?


Or maybe they have deep-rooted issues, like being bigoted and not wanting to share the sock drawer with socks of color? Or more contemporary personal problems, like they can no longer tolerate the religious or political beliefs of their own pairmate?

Does anyone have the number of a psychologist who specializes in Restless Sock Syndrom?

© 2017 Willys Watson

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Added on May 7, 2017
Last Updated on May 7, 2017


Willys Watson
Willys Watson

Los Angeles, CA

Writer, Artist, Scalawag. more..