![]() Does My Bum Look Big In This ??A Story by Gee![]() Being tactful,![]()
So, she who must be obeyed entered the living room wearing her latest purchase.
" Does my bum look big in this ? " Already knowing the answer I looked up. The Good lady wife was holding her shirt just above waist height showing off a floral patterned pair of leggings, skin tight, the daisies that adorned her cheek area stretched to the size of sunflowers, sunflowers with cellulite. "No my sweet, if anything they highlight your curvaceous figure " "Ahh, do you think so? they're not to bright ? I'm not to old to wear these ? do they give me a camels hoof ? " " To bright, no dear the colour lifts your skin tone, to old, never, as for the camels hoof...." As I said this she turned to face me. Jesus, 2 yards of material had disappeared into her nether regions, either side of which flaps formed, these, if plaid coated would not have looked out of place on a deer stalker hat. " No dear, not a sign of a camels hoof " "Ahh, thanks honey, they're not to big are they ? I'll wear these to the christening tomorrow " She pecked me on the cheek and thundered upstairs to change. At least the vicar would have somewhere to park his bike I thought to myself © 2017 GeeReviews
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40 Reviews Added on April 26, 2017 Last Updated on September 6, 2017 Author![]() GeeMilton keynes, United KingdomAboutSimple stuff scribbled badly....under no illusions as to my limitations more..Writing
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