The Bulge

The Bulge

A Chapter by Dave Brown
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expensive

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If your belly’s bulging badly

And your belt is hangin low

Take a little pride in it

Cuz its cost a lota dough



© 2020 Dave Brown


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The only think lacking here is girth. I wanted this to go on & on as I heard that old childhood sing-song tune in my head, fitting your verse perfectly. Do your ears hang low, do they wobble to & fro? I was catching your vibe & I want more of it! We all know you can take a thread like this & build a tapestry of total nonsensical ramblings . . . look at all the body parts you could use! I'll be waitin', hon! (((HUGS))) Fondly, Margie

Posted 8 Months Ago


Dave Brown

8 Months Ago

don't know if I can handle the pressure
This is getting serious
I think mine might be made out of dough, like the Pillsbury dough boy. A beer-bellied Navy buddy once said, in regards to his bulge, "If ya gotta tool--build a shed over it!" (Tool shed--get it?)

Posted 8 Months Ago


Dave Brown

8 Months Ago

Too funny, hadn't hear that before
have to find a spot in some poem for it
Let alone consumed a lotta dough.

Posted 8 Months Ago


Dave Brown

8 Months Ago

A pleasant pastime with a protruding penalty
John
Oh. How true. Keep things in the right perspective. :)

Posted 8 Months Ago


Dave Brown

8 Months Ago

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