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Grown by German farmers

And reaped when really ripe

Is when millions of Hasenp

Are “f”effered by candlelight


Grown in best conditions

But still tend to trend to sour

Being transported by VW jackrabbits

With their “f”effering lack of real power


Altho’ it must be a sight for sore eyes

Because even on a bad hare day

Every “f”effered VW Rabbit’s load

Is still bunny-dled quickly away


To waiting Hare-less restaurants

Anxiously anticipating cross the land

Where even sour “f”efferd Hasenps

Are in constant demand


And in the lost continent, Australia

Where its vinegared into a hasenpfefferaroo

Tho’ the taste would “f” effering assailya

They look great in a down under zoo




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Ha! Love where you took this one. Lots of cleverly phrased bits.

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