The Waitress

The Waitress

A Chapter by Dave Brown



That new waitress looks kina sweet

Ya, but I’m loosin big bucks on her tips


Hey, did you hear winter is ending real soon

Outstanding! How soon

Not sure, but I hear its ending

Ask the waitress next time

Next time is your round Dood

K'man I’ll float it

S'Ok, I'll ask, she does something for me

You mean she's making you go broke

Ya, that too, but what a way to go broke, and I just did a poem for her

Another poem!! What next?

Just cool it. Didn’t hurt last time did it?

Guess not

Ok Ok, here she comes, I’ll get this round and you get the next two.




We’ll get a couple more


And I have a poem for you

A poem?? How sweet

Ya, like OK here it is;


Roses are red

Violets are blue

And I so totally like

Beer served by you


Oh, that’s so nice, did you say two?


© 2021 Dave Brown

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Maybe she's not a poetry fan. Or maybe's she's just swamped. I'd give it another shot. Maybe when the crowd thins. Maybe a limerick, or ..Dood - a haiku! :)

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