A Chapter by Dave Brown



Elon, noticing all the Martian ballyhoo

Visualized possible extra revenue

And decided to open a dealership to view

Electric cars, he'd offer brand new


He hired a crew from planet 452

Using building plans that they drew

Two months later amid much to-do

This 452 crew had an opening preview


More than a few were treated to a barbecue

Hosted by Elon and his car sales crew

Explaining how construction had been a breakthrough

Having the building held together with just crazy glue


His first customers were a rocket crew

Selected from Timbuctoo, but trained in Peru

Although having never been on Mars hitherto

From training, they'd had a sense of deja vu


Unfortunately, the dealership was a miscue

No roads resulted in extreme vehicle devalue

Which had his dealership do an internal review

Having since been relocated in Katmandu


Elon really only lost a dollar or two

The extra exposure had been a major coup

And when they solve the road bugaboo

He’ll try it again




© 2021 Dave Brown

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Elon getting into the space shuttle business is definitely strange but I guess every new adventure starts somewhere right.

I do not want to travel to Mars on any rocket ship. Hell I don’t like planes let alone a rocket lol

Posted 4 Months Ago

Dave Brown

4 Months Ago

Arizona will be a lot more enjoyable
Poetic Beauty

4 Months Ago

I have to agree completely 😊

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Added on March 21, 2021
Last Updated on March 24, 2021

Mostly light Hearted


Dave Brown
Dave Brown

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