Duck Difficulty

Duck Difficulty

A Chapter by Dave Brown
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With the Duck’s intended

Inclination to’ard quacking

An early Spring cold

Instead had her hacking

With the hope that an Advil

Could go hacking tracking

And send dear Duck’s

Hacking-a-packing

 

Down through the intestine

It roamed amok

Looking, always lookin

For where hacking had struck

But not for a penny

Nor for a buck

Could Advil

Fix that Duck’s cluck

 

Finally, just as earlier

It should have aughter

Pleasant Spring weather

Warmed Winter’s cold water

That she could become

A happily, unhacked squatter

As she settled to produce

Both dear Son and Daughter

 

 



© 2021 Dave Brown


Author's Note

Dave Brown
love ducks

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It must have been Advil. Definitely wasn't birth control.

Posted 1 Month Ago


Dave Brown

1 Month Ago

An Advil in the hand is.....umm....an Advill pill goes where no other pill....uhhh......one Advil do.. read more
send the hacking a packing....ha ha ha...yes.
This is so ducky...your poetry is always such a delight.
j.

Posted 1 Month Ago


Dave Brown

1 Month Ago

I had a flash of 'The Darling Buds of May' as I was playing with this
Excellent! You quack me up. Ogden Nash would have been proud. :)

Posted 1 Month Ago


Dave Brown

1 Month Ago

You can thank the two quackers that show up in our front yard every year at this time for rekindling.. read more
So it takes warm water to stop hacking and get cracking with a mate to produce some kids...yeah I guess so, don't know much about duck's behavior, except they poop a lot and make disturbing sounds, however they like to make love....Great!
Best, Betty

Posted 1 Month Ago


Dave Brown

1 Month Ago

I've heard there are 'Get acquainted with your new baby duck' night school classes👀👀!!
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Betty Hermelee

1 Month Ago

I think I'll skip those, thank you!
dear Dave.. I had a little Duckling for Easter one year when I was forty years old.
My children who were ten and three years thought I was the Greatest. We named her
"Sweetie Heart". and kept her in a Baby play pen (discarded) but perfect for Sweetie Heart.
She spent time outside also. Sure enough as she matured... on the Eve of St, Patrick's Day, she laid a pale Green Egg. A few days later we used it in a Cake recipe. She liked to wander to the neighbor's Pond with larger Ducks who may have chased her Off. We never found her after that. I loved her... as the saying goes-- "God Love a Duck". truly, Pat

Posted 1 Month Ago


Dave Brown

1 Month Ago

indeed he does as did we
if they had better toilet manners I'd keep one inside because they a.. read more
Thank you for the scenic tour of ducky guts. I'm dumbfounded. I need another cup of coffee to truly examine this poem, but then I'm afraid I might become tangled up in an appendix in there or something else weirdly explosive. When I was young, I found a duck egg on the shore of the lake where we lived & we had an incubator becuz we'd done chickens before & this duck actually hatched & became my extreme pal until some wildlife critter probably got her. We lost many pets becuz we let them run wild. I would probably be over-protective now. Maybe I don't really need any more caffeine (((HUGS))) Fondly, Margie

Posted 1 Month Ago


Dave Brown

1 Month Ago

Somehow we also ended up with a few baby ducks, one of which survived our ways, matured and eventual.. read more
barleygirl

1 Month Ago

Writer run-on?!?!?!???!?!?!?
Sounds like an intestinal problem & yeah I've got 'em! *wink! wi.. read more

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