Table Scraps

Table Scraps

A Chapter by Dave Brown
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My wife had been slowish lately

Scraps on the table and such

I had spoken to her

But it hadn’t helped out much

 

Outright condemnation

Would be quite obtuse

Still, she had to be

Of much better use

 

Night school seemed the way

For a proper re-education

To learn the advanced methods

Of the modern clean-up generation

 

Types of wash cloths

Modern vacuum cleaner styles

How to do those smelly jobs

Becoming drenched only in smiles

 

There was just one thing

One minor problem with the dear lass

She’d kicked me out of the house

Specifically, out onto my a*s

 

 

 



© 2021 Dave Brown


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