Corpse Concern

Corpse Concern

A Chapter by Dave Brown
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I'd been told to 'off' the sucker

But not what to do with the corpse

And the dude was a real biggie

Almost as big as a small horse

 

There was a dumpster in the back alley

Thought I’d need some help lifting him in

But for sure, before I started dragging him round

I’d need a good shot of gin

 

The back of the van was kinda loaded

With the ladder and him jammed inside

And I havta admit with the Gin drinkin

I was getting real, totally pie-eyed

 

Pulled round to the back of the dumpster

Where it was real extra dark

Took another long pull out of the bottle

While shifting my ride into ‘park’

 

Tripped out of the cab onto my face

But saved a last bit of booze

Then opening the van’s two back doors

Grabbed hold of his designer shoes

 

Puttin the ladder up gainst the dumpster

N' draggin him up rung by rung

Right near the top, I slipped and we both fell!!

With the…………….

 

“OK, OK, I can see this is going to take two guys at least!”

“Jeeze! How much do you weigh Terry?”

“Never Mind Man, we’ll do that scene over with two guys and, I dunno, possibly a wider ladder?”

“Problems, problems!”

“Sounds good, and how bout some real Gin this time?”

 

 

 

 

 



© 2021 Dave Brown


Author's Note

Dave Brown
Watched the Sopranos last night

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' The back of the van was kinda loaded - With the ladder and him jammed inside - And I havta admit with the Gin drinkin - I was getting real, totally pie-eyed '

You should have a Full House sign with this - giggle a minute - but wait, trying to imagine it - and have now! Did wonder if.. but nothing like the ending.. clever you and funny ridiculous. Such a good way of more or less beginning the day. Thank you!

Posted 1 Week Ago


Dave Brown

1 Week Ago

Blame it all on 'The Sopranos" TV series!
All about murder and mayhem
Sun for us toda.. read more
emmajoy

1 Week Ago

Smiles are always welcome.
This is quite a funny tale of a misdeed gone comically wrong. The gin drinking I was not helping. Then to find out it’s a take for a movie or show.

Creative and comical as usual!

Posted 1 Week Ago


Dave Brown

1 Week Ago

courtesy of the Sopranos influence
Hope all goes well
Had me going for a while there, Dave. If the guy was Gandolfini, I can understand the grunt and groan.

Posted 1 Week Ago


Dave Brown

1 Week Ago

Yes, he was fairly substantial

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