The Consoling Safari

The Consoling Safari

A Chapter by Dave Brown
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As her love life had suffered a recent sad crush

Jane took a consoling safari thro’ African brush

She thought Africa was a great place to scout

To see if a good man might be hanging about

 

She saw him swinging, through the tall trees

His mighty muscles rippling with ease

His handsome face caused her to open mouth stare

She dreamed of spending their lives as a pair

 

Because this was a man raised by Apes in the trees

Something else followed him along on the breeze

This scented something Jane had no wish to share

So, she recommended a deodorant he could wear

 

Though it became something of a coin toss

All brands were nosed out by ‘Jack Black Pitt Boss’

With Jane already using a feminine ‘Dove’.

They now share a sweet-smelling love

 

With a third wee swinger near on the way

Which Jane expands on day after day

It will be ‘Fresh Kids’ for possible future offense

In total, their scent defense is truly immense  

 



© 2021 Dave Brown


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