Green Men

Green Men

A Chapter by Dave Brown



Little Green Men | THINKING SCI-FI

Bartholomew Multi-Billionaire, like a spoiled boy

Purchased without seeing, a billion-dollar type toy

Just buying it for the unadulterated pure joy

Of the many multi-millionaires, he’d be glad to annoy


With no clue bout what was the gigantic thingy’s perk

Or how the massive thingy might possibly work

He hired a flotilla of high-priced engineers to solve any weird quirk

To keep him from looking like a quazzillionaire-billionaire sort of jerk


Originally built by green men far off in deep space

Whose extreme expertise was known all over the place

Having long ago won the highly contested control of a space base 

Easily thumping the pathetic, planet destroying, Human race


But these engineers didn’t have the slightest clue

Which had him hire a second boat-load crew anew

Even then he had to turn the ‘get it done’ screw

Cuz from his massive mansion window, it was blockin his view


Then, hearing about lesser billionaire, Mark Cuban, that clown

Having bought a completely unpopulated town

He bought a much, much bigger one, wasting not a slight frown

Just to waste atona money by then tearing it all down


What with that flattened town’s great empty space he could fill

He figured his billion-dollar toy would nicely, just fit the bill

With another billionaire boy-toy added, as a decorative frill

He’d proudly created a total useless, multi-billion-dollar-dung-hill



© 2021 Dave Brown

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Added on December 6, 2021
Last Updated on December 10, 2021

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Dave Brown
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