A Little Humor

A Little Humor

A Story by Robert Trakofler

This was my reaction to all of the hoarding and my attempt to inject a little sanity and humor to all of the hoarding and pandemic paranoia…

 

This was the post I sent out with the brunch menu…

 

 

 

Will you be one of the lucky winners at this week’s Sunday Toilet Paper Giveaway Brunch? That’s right folks you heard it... Some of our lucky customers will receive A fresh authentic roll of 100% American made Toilet Paper courtesy of the good folks at Zenith (This offer is nullified in the event this message meets with mass hysteria or the zenith is subject to looting.) Happy Sundays everyone we will all get thru this together!

 

My final message…

Zenith Alert… if anyone needs food I am still giving out to go boxes at 2:30 if you know anyone who needs help please come down we are all in this together folks!

 

These are the winners that came to the brunch J











© 2020 Robert Trakofler


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Robert Trakofler
We are all in this together folks:)

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wonderful stuff Bad Bunny! i didn't know you had a Cafe' ... very cool! i am with you on the need for a sense of humor ... we are creatures of reaction ... fight or flight ... seems a lot of fleeing in certain places ... its a virus that is especially dangerous to the vulnerabler and especially more toxic .. but a virus .. wash hands .. stay home if sick ... keep hands away from face ... it will run its course and be as much a memory as Aids, Ebola, H1N1 etc etc ... Bubonic plaque .... measles ... smallpox ... love your message sir .. great pics ... your place looks so inviting and good spirited ... look at those smiles!
E.

Posted 4 Months Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Robert Trakofler

4 Months Ago

I managed to give away most of the food and I think I managed to make a few smiles and a brief momen.. read more
Robert Trakofler

4 Months Ago

now I'm out buying food for the people I know that need help but the markets are still getting hit b.. read more
Einstein Noodle

4 Months Ago

its crazy ..... it just doesn't register with me ... i think you have the right ticket Bunny Man! :)


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Great! Humor in these dire times! And do not worry, your poems are just fine.

Posted 4 Months Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Robert Trakofler

4 Months Ago

thanks P.W. :) I was heard LOL
beautiful thoughts, B respect,

Posted 4 Months Ago


Robert Trakofler

4 Months Ago

Thanks Gram
Excellent project. GOOD WORK, Robert.
--Ralph

Posted 4 Months Ago


It's a great delight to read something so wholesome!! There is a lot of panic in the air right now especially at the hospitals, but caution and panic are two very different words, and the former is what we should aim for. Thank you for the daily dose of humor in these troubled times.

Posted 4 Months Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Robert Trakofler

4 Months Ago

Hi moon:) yes we need more humor these days too much doom!
Dear Bunny, your post and photographs are a true delight in troubled times. Just love your humour. Yes, we are all in this together and we will get through it in time. Take care dear Bunny. Your place looks great. Just the type of atmosphere which would attract me.You are a bunny of many talents :)

Chris

Posted 4 Months Ago


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Robert Trakofler

4 Months Ago

you are, of course... always welcome in my kitchen dear Chris:) I am always serving up smiles and la.. read more
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Gee
A large slice of humour and much love and giving needed in these ever changing times.
Good on you Robert.
Hope you are well.

Posted 4 Months Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Robert Trakofler

4 Months Ago

Thanks Gee:) I am doing just fine just still a bit stunned by it all
hahaha !!!😀😀😃 i like your humour.
so USA has a run on toilet paper too, i thought it was just here in Australia.... looks like the whole world has the s***s..... & corona virus is a respiratory illness.... this panic buying just doesn't make sense.

we also have supermarket binge buying on pasta, rice, tinned food & now also meat, for heaven's sake!!
people must be buying freezers & putting them in their garage. thank goodness i'm a vegetarian.
the whole panic thing is ridiculous.

i would love to have a crystal ball & see how the world is going to be at the end of the year, if it's still the same it will make for a remote & un-festive holiday season.
cheerio carola

Posted 4 Months Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Robert Trakofler

4 Months Ago

LOL being a vegetarian is helpful at times like these:) somehow, somewhere... you and I must of lost.. read more
Carola

4 Months Ago

what people don't seem to realize is that when all this panic nonsense eventually settles, then the .. read more
Robert Trakofler

4 Months Ago

oh dear that is an angle I had not thought of:/
That's the spirit, Bunny! Don't panic; get together for mutual support. By the way, is the guy in the second picture a descendant of General Ambrose Burnside?

Posted 4 Months Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Robert Trakofler

4 Months Ago

he he there is a striking resemblance:) he is actually a very funny person he owns a tattoo shop abo.. read more
........................ NICE! haha

Posted 4 Months Ago


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Robert Trakofler

4 Months Ago

LOL it was a very surreal brunch day every time someone had a bit of red tape under there plate I sa.. read more
Well looks like you made a lot of people smile Bunny , that can only be good .... stay safe my friend :)

Posted 4 Months Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Robert Trakofler

4 Months Ago

I did try... my dear Stella I do hope you are healing up and the move did it go well? thats a lot of.. read more

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Added on March 17, 2020
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Tags: Humor, plague, coronavirus, hoarding, greed, paranoia

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Robert Trakofler
Robert Trakofler

pittsburgh, PA



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I am the Bunny but the bunny isn't me long live the bunny Hello I’m Robert I own an art gallery and performance space in Pittsburgh called The Zenith It is also an antique store and a veget.. more..

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