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Speed Demon Annie

Speed Demon Annie

A Poem by barleygirl
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inspired by Einstein Noodle . . .

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Back when each dame had a snug taut fanny
the dudes all drooled for Speed Demon Annie
her long flowery dresses wafted frangipani
in floppy hat, her witchy vibe was uncanny.

Chums all freaked: she’s recklessly fickle!
But they weren’t feelin’ the tantalizing tickle
as she saucily served a plump crunchy pickle
nestled in damp dark folds of pumpernickel.

A mesmerizing gaze upon her perky backside
first time she spread ‘em and straddled his ride
tighter the squeeze, the more throttle he applied
rumbling the rolling backroads, about to collide.

Road blast shredding the flimsy dress she had on
whatever scruples he once had were soon long gone
she growls near his earlobe: can you bring it on?
and into a roadside ditch his careen was drawn.

Speed Demon Annie injects a trick in each tale
another shattered lad she adds to her contrail
how does she entice all these guys to self-impale?
She’s a specter beckoning from behind the veil.

© 2019 barleygirl


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In the words of the great one himself, Sir Noodle of Einsteinia, Ah, Ha ha 😀
I must admit that I was laughing in all the wrong places here Margie. It may be to do with Annie's fanny... Which means something else entirely here. I think the technical term from the medical council is a ladies front bottie, or lady flower garden. I'm still giggling like a 6 year old boy 😀
We say potato, you say freedom fries. We truly are separated by a common language 😀

Posted 5 Months Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

barleygirl

5 Months Ago

Thank you for inspiring me to come up with more imaginative ways to refer to human body parts, espec.. read more
Lorry

5 Months Ago

Let me know if you get stuck, I knew a few 😀



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Your diction is always a hoot and the scenarios you create show your ability to put together a story within a poem. (which I enjoy).

Another fine poem, Margie. :)

Posted 5 Months Ago


Quite the entertaining piece here gal. "Annie Get Your Pickle."

Posted 5 Months Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

barleygirl

5 Months Ago

Thank you for stopping by for a little spin on my crazy chopper! (((HUGS))) Fondly, Margie
I expect we will one day see a wonderful collection of limericks from you. Who am I kidding, you've already provided us with an excellent collection of entertaining poetry. You have such a flair for this style of writing! The humor and the eye-popping entendre. I feel a bit like I should be covering my eyes, ha ha.

I always enjoy my forays into your hilarious and whimsical world, Margie. Thanks for making us all laugh.

Posted 5 Months Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

barleygirl

5 Months Ago

This is a throwback to the days when country folk spoke in blunt sexy terms, before the more politic.. read more
Haha cute and funny little poem, I get the feeling like you had a fun time writing this and it was a fun time reading! It's always good to read something light hearted and quirky.
Keep it up!

Posted 5 Months Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

barleygirl

5 Months Ago

Many serious topics weigh heavy on my mind, but when it comes to poetry, I want to laugh & I want to.. read more
Love it! Sounds like you had great fun writing this lovely jazzy poem.

Posted 5 Months Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

barleygirl

5 Months Ago

Thank you for stopping by & leaving such an enthusiastic review! (((HUGS))) Fondly, Margie
Lea Sheryn

5 Months Ago

You're welcome!
The queen of imagination and much needed humor. You bestow upon us more of your real life stories and the power of beauty and seduction's hold on man. The spirit of California lives in your stories; wide open roads, bike rides, ocean and mountains, deserts and lush valleys. I like the rebellious spirit in all of that. Calling you "Masterful Margie".

Posted 5 Months Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

barleygirl

5 Months Ago

This is friggin' beautiful! You've captured my wild spirit & this is the ultimate compliment! Thank .. read more
Sami Khalil

5 Months Ago

My pleasure and delight. You are welcome.
"tighter the squeeze, the more throttle he applied
rumbling the rolling backroads, about to collide."

Posted 5 Months Ago


"Back when each dame had a snug taut fanny
the dudes all drooled for Speed Demon Annie"

Posted 5 Months Ago


Deb's sister can be related to Annie. Her form, her dress, oue la la she is best. But once the trapped is laid look for her wilds to eat her prey away!

regards,
al

Posted 5 Months Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

barleygirl

5 Months Ago

Thank you for stopping by and leaving a wild spin on my poem! (((HUGS))) Fondly, Margie
Bawdy, humorous horror… You've generated an entirely new twisted nursery rhyme.

Have you checked out the Pandora's Box of Horrors annual Halloween contest on Facebook? The prompt this year is #TwistedNurseryRhymes. Winners will be decided by the number of reactions. And, if we get at least fifty rhymes, all of them will be self-published in a short anthology to support administration of the Pandora and WE PAW groups.

Posted 5 Months Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

MomzillaNC

5 Months Ago

So… you're a writer with a gift for rhyme. Read up on the old classics and take up the challenge. .. read more
barleygirl

5 Months Ago

My first-ever nursery rhyme is now posted . . .
MomzillaNC

5 Months Ago

Cool! 😎

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