I'm a research Scientist. I love pirates and ninjas. I have 2 sons and 1 daughter and about 30 other of their friends that call me mom. I'm happily divorced. I love the rain and flowers, The heat and swimming. The leaves changing color and snow, mountains of snow! I am an out going person and love almost everyone. I have an irrepressible, totally irreverent sense of humor. I can fix or build almost anything. I have a tendency to point out The Emperor is naked! when laying low is the wise course of action.