Shy Joe : Writing

Want friend

Want friend

A Chapter by Shy Joe


Nothing alienates you from the rest of your classmates faster than recounting what you was doing when you heard about 9/11. Apparently most of th..
An apple a day

An apple a day

A Chapter by Shy Joe


Running into your doctor (that has been telling you, your cholesterol is too high for the last two years) in the grocery store and you have nothing ..
Sex Fiend

Sex Fiend

A Chapter by Shy Joe


Today I was bored in class so I thought I would conduct self psychology on myself and ponder stupid s**t. Well I went too deep and gave myself a p..
Extra Credit

Extra Credit

A Chapter by Shy Joe


Have you ever done something subtle just too piss off someone that you don't like a whole lot. I did that today. I have a teacher that grades on..
Teachers Pet

Teachers Pet

A Chapter by Shy Joe


I am peeing on an apple, letting it dry, and taking it to my teacher today. Is that considered biological warfare or nasty prank in now a days ru..
Psychic

Psychic

A Chapter by Shy Joe


I'm for sure that kid is going to be an a*****e when he grows up. Well that's not going to be my problem.
Infomercial

Infomercial

A Chapter by Shy Joe


The mother of all invention is inspiration. Even if you don't invent something, you probably inspired it. Like butt plugs.
Party pooper

Party pooper

A Chapter by Shy Joe


Normality is in the perception of one self at a certain conciseness. What is normal, normally, may not seem normal when your high or drunk. So really ..
Bad dream

Bad dream

A Chapter by Shy Joe


Spider clown!? I bet I can out run it if one of his shoes falls off.
Lazy

Lazy

A Chapter by Shy Joe


Sitting outside on break thinking about how lazy I am. Then I googled the speed of the earth. It is moving at one thousand miles an hour. That means t..