ANTIDISESTABLISHMENTARIANISM  December 16, 2012 - January 20, 2013

Contest Completed

Congratulations

Pompous Panda - A Comprehensive Essay on the Dangers of Ducks
Ostentatious Ostrich - The Life and Death of Polly the Cow
First Place (serious writing) - Paradox Personified
Second Place (serious writing) - [writing deleted]

Details

ANTIDISESTABLISHMENTARIANISM

That's right - I want you to produce the most pretentious, pompous piece of prose or poetry that you possibly can. You can take this thing so to heart that you BECOME ostentatious in real life, OR you can satirize pomposity to the point were everyone's minds are BLOWN.
The following criteria will be judged:
Originality
Style
Amount of Ridiculously Grandiose Words You Can Put In Without Actually Sounding Ridiculous

No More Than 2,000 Words.

Prizes

The Satisfaction of Being Able to Flaunt Your Awesomeness

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4 Contestants
6 Submissions
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Created Dec 16, 2012