Hundred Word Challenge August 26, 2011 - September 9, 2011

Reading and Deliberating

Details

You have to write a short story that contains one hundred random words. Please note that these words were created using a random word generator, however, all of the 'offensive' words have been replaced. If the words do not show up because they make the description too long, I will post them in my profile. Please enter and good luck!
Rules:
-You have to use all 100 words.
-It has to make as much sense as possible
-It must be a short story
-If you did not use all of the words, it will result in disqualification.
-Remember, sarcasm! Many of these words can easily be used in a joking or teasing dialogue.
Good luck everyone, and thanks for writing!
Words:
Ocean
Correlate
Purchasing
Optimistic
Rumor
Attraction
Detective
Five
Birthday
Issue
Notify
Final
Castle
Church
Calm
Novelty
Prevent
Dole
Dollar
Pulse
Reporter
Flush
Doubled
Pull
Creep
Interest
Incompetence
Grouping
Epic
Repetition
Brick
Sentry
Trap
Ashes
Friar
Injury
Smile
Clown
Skylight
Dentist
Trade
Spider
Draw
Muscle
Pillow
Screech
Flight
Receipt
Hope
Ketchup/Catsup
User
Sail
Plastic Bag
Trust
Cane
Consumer
Seed
Caterpillar
Hose
Chimp
Violin
Composer
Bass
Medal
Ladybird/Ladybug
Amplifier
Spit
T-shirt
Horse
Prince
Bicycle
Photograph
Capsicum
Hooligan
Parent
Calculator
Wig
Cook
Arch
Salt
Corpse
Octopus
Migraine
Bead
Boxing
Candle
Carnival
Blood
Snake
Cheese
Rank
Bingo
Chicken
Tax
Fairy
Chime