THE FLIGHT TO SPEORIA

A Lesson by Bernard Tisman

This story is about an aeroplane that blow's off in mid - flight, creating such a stink that it appears as if a gigantic stink bomb has climbed aboard the plane.

THE FLIGHT TO SPEORIA

One day it was decided that a family was going to go on holiday to Speoria, so they boarded a flight at Scatterwick airport.
They checked in and went into the terminal.
They boarded a plane, but something happened.

The plane broke wind and let off a terrible stink, in fact so horrible that everybody passed out.

The wind was traced to the pilot's back passage.
Somehow it had escaped into the plane's engine and the plane blew off.

Despite this the stinkoplane, as the aeroplane was now called, managed to continue it's flight, but everybody had to wear gas masks on the board because of the stink. Fortunately the air hostesses managed to take out antibacterial air fresheners and in no time the stink died away.

The pilot that caused the stink to escape into the engine from his back passage, which in turn seeped into the cabin and passenger compartments of the plane, got sent to prison.

A warning was read out that no stinkers were to be allowed to board the aircraft and pilot it after an aeroplane broke wind.

The family who were going to Speoria were put onto another plane.